In order to celebrate the fact that my debut short story collection, The Great Frustration, will be released in about a month, I have decided to compile a list of all the books that have ever been published. In addition to it being a fun opportunity to promote TGF, I figured it could serve as a scholarly resource (which is pretty much how I think of my blog anyway). Without further ado, here they are in no particular order:Graham's French to English Dictionary
The Helicopter Joke Book
Jump-Around Howie's Big Book of Obvious Riddles
The Panther in the Cauldron: A Diaper Lewis Mystery
A Parent's Guide to Making Your Children Invincible to Witches
How to Tell Which Children Are Invincible to You: A Witch's Handbook
Mission to Cars: How to Attend an Auto Show
Dr. Paul d'Artagnan's Low Calorie Workout
Also:
Phone books
It's pretty humbling to see all those titles listed one after another. It's enough to make me realize that The Great Frustration will be little more than a grain of sand in an immense desert. Nevertheless, as far as grains of sand go, it's going to be awesome. Oh, also: Huckleberry Finn.
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