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Eight Signs Your Cat Can Play the Harp

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Your cat’s meow is always in tune.

Whenever you say, “I think I’m just going to throw out that old harp in the basement…” your cat viciously attacks you.

Your cat’s favorite CD is Harp Jams Volume 3.

There is an ad in your church bulletin with your cat posing next to a harp. The ad includes your home phone number as well as the slogan, “Prrrfect for weddings.”

All your cat’s sheet music is heavily annotated around the harp solos.

Instead of mating with other cats, your cat primarily dates members of the local orchestra.

Your cat always tells really long anecdotes about having been to Harp Camp.

Your cat’s New Year’s resolution is to, “practice more.”